Latest Funny One Liners

How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.

Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

I'm a simple man. I see boobs I press like

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it