Latest Funny One Liners

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you.

Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I am probably single....because i didn't forward those chain messages in 2008

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.