Latest Funny One Liners

Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy

Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake

If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband

Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain