Latest Funny One Liners

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too

Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later

Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming

Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you