Latest Funny One Liners

Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...

Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!

"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter

I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip