Latest Funny One Liners

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects, how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year

You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles

When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why