Latest Funny One Liners

What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini

Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!