Latest Funny One Liners

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate

Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball

By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.

Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator