Latest Funny One Liners

According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air

A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good

You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.