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What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming

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Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of

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Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you

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