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Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votesA celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesThieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWho is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesA successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesMarrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesIf you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
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