Latest Funny One Liners

Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people

Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them

Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job