Funny One Liners
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votesThat one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 6 votesDon't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votesWhich sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.27 from: 11 votesWhy dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.42 from: 12 votesI wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votesYou owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 8 votes