Funny One Liners
Men can multitask as well, they can read while sitting on the toilet.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 7 votesRelationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votesI haven't talked to my wife in two weeks. It would be rude to interrupt her.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votesDear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votesMy friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 5 votesWhat's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votesWhy is "General Failure" reading my hard disk?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votes