Funny One Liners
I would rather be violently murdered in my sleep than going out with you!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 8 votesIf I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.15 from: 13 votesStop hash-tagging every word in your tweets!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votesIf I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 9 votesI prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 13 votesFather's day is by far the most confusing day in the ghetto.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.88 from: 8 votesDifference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes