Funny One Liners
Forgive me father for I will sin.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votesI rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votesIt's not your fault. I'm just blaming you
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesThey call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votesBlow the horn if you like peace and quiet!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votesA computer bet me in chess. I kicked its ass in Kung-fu.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votesLiving the dream. Making little girls cry
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes