Funny One Liners
Take my advice, I never did.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votesOn the good side, life is half over.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votesNutella is a great reason to buy bread
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votesKeep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesWill you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesJust another preeminent expert at massacring hopes and dreams
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesWhy is the winner of Miss Universe always from Planet Earth?
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votes