Funny One Liners
When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman, marry three times
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votesWhy do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votesMoney can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 3 votesWhat did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votesWhat do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.88 from: 8 votesA garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votesI will join the gym the day I learn how to fly. Just so I can fly higher than my friends.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.63 from: 8 votes