Funny One Liners
I wanna complain first... like a fat teenage girl with low self esteem and no hope
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesI just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesMoney talks. Mine know only 1 word "Goodbye"
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesWhat should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votesYou know it's a disastrous country when pizza gets to your house before the police.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votesJust read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 14 votesA turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes