Funny One Liners
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesIf you think talk is cheap, try to hire a lawyer.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votesNot quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesThe ultimate reason for going to gym is to eat more junk food
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes
Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
Once you go black... Your credit is fucked.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 7 votesBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes