Funny One Liners
The three words most hated by men during sex? "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votesNever get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votesIt takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you're listening.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.45 from: 11 votesDon't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votesMoney doesn't buy happiness.. Unless you're Hugh Hefner.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 3 votesIf winning isn't everything, then you must be on the losing side.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesFact number 75179. You parents had sex!
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votes