Funny One Liners
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesWhat's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votesWhy does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesBuild a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesWhat is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.71 from: 7 votesWhat's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votesA recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes