Funny One Liners
I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votesI'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.7 from: 10 votesWhat do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votesLatest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.36 from: 11 votesYou're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votesIf she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.4 from: 10 votesSomedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 9 votes