Funny One Liners
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 14 votesNever break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.38 from: 13 votesDarling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.79 from: 14 votesWhat is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 10 votesChange your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.7 from: 10 votesChildren seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.63 from: 8 votesThe difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.1 from: 10 votes