Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!

Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat

Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that

Real men don't write letters

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays