Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.66 from: 50 votes

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 61 votes

This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.12 from: 75 votes

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votes

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 17 votes

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.24 from: 50 votes

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.04 from: 23 votes