Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 52 votes

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 63 votes

This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.09 from: 76 votes

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.56 from: 25 votes

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.78 from: 18 votes

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.27 from: 51 votes

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.04 from: 25 votes