Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

It is wrong to be French

Try the moon, you'll weight less there

So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand

Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one