Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes
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This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votesA fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 20 votesUnlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votesPretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.46 from: 26 votes"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 52 votesThis is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votesAhhh, Home Sweet Hell
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votes