Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife

Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell

What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again

Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance

Women's Golf is not a sport

Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"