Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex

We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right

Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop

It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?

If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me

You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me