Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother

I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?

White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?

I should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope

These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?

Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport

Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top