Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you

Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight

Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?

You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had

Here you wear the bag, but in bed....

Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"

Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass