Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done

I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson

I'm hungry enough to block a colon

Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive

Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe

Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes