Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare

My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world

If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law

You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother

Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you

Probably God, personally delivering a plague

Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman