Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn