Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Love is not only blind but stupid

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 3 votes

Computers and women are ruining the country

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

I was driving home. God knows why

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 8 votes

Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.1 from: 10 votes

I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votes