Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning

Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me

Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it

We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!

Time sure flies when you're married and have no life

Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites

The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days