Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Unlike sex with you, this is important to me

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women

I saw it. Ray Charles would see it

I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it

I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera