Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"

My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother

That's because I don't love you like a son Bud

Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada

What could be bigger than your mother?

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother