Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Today is the first day of the end of your life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 6 votes

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Greeting Vultures!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.57 from: 7 votes

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.09 from: 170 votes

It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 10 votes