Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 9 votes

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.32 from: 19 votes

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.37 from: 27 votes

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 21 votes

What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.65 from: 17 votes

Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.25 from: 8 votes

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votes