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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.46 from: 26 votes

Al Bundy

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 52 votes

Al Bundy

This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Ahhh, Home Sweet Hell

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.59 from: 17 votes