Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votesPeggy Bundy
Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.18 from: 217 votesAl Bundy
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votes