Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.56 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.4 from: 5 votes