Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
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Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive
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Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
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Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
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Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
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This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
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