Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 4 votesAl Bundy
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.33 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes