Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.11 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.31 from: 13 votes