Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.56 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.93 from: 14 votesAl Bundy
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
Probably God, personally delivering a plague
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes