Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.35 from: 20 votes

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.61 from: 23 votes

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 21 votes

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 15 votes

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.05 from: 22 votes

Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 14 votes

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.53 from: 15 votes