Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.56 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
I should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes